Phone Songs
THE CANONICAL LIST OF PHONE SONGS
Version 1.0

The numbers in parentheses preceding each one lined song
corresponds to
the contributor from the listing at the end of the file.
Commas are pauses, hyphens are held notes.

Mary Had A Little Lamb

(2)     3212333,222,133,212333322321
        or
        3212333,222,133,3212333322321
        or
(3)     3212333,222,399,3212333322321

Jingle Bells

(4)
333,333,39123,666-663333322329,333,333,39123,666-6633,399621

        or
(3)
333,333,39123,666,6633,3332232,9,333,333,39123,666,66333399621

Frere Jacques

(4)     1231,1231,369,369,9*9631,9*9631,111,111

Olympic Fanfare

(4)     3-9-91231,2222-32112312,3-9-91231,2222-32112321

The Butterfly Song

(4)     963,23621,3693236236932362,963,23621

Happy Birthday

(5)     112,163,112,196,110,8521,008,121

 Generic Arabian tune

(1)     453 54 4569564 459 9#95458 8987 453 54

*.*

This old couple was sitting in their
rocking chairs on the back porch when
the old lady reached over and knocked
the old man out of his chair.

The old man got up, sat back down in
his chair and said "What was that for?"

The old lady said "That was for 50
years of bad sex."

A couple minutes later the old man
reached over and knocked the old lady
out of her chair.

She got up and said "What was that for?"

"That's for knowing the difference."

*.*

Rejected Titles For The Next "Harry Potter" Book

Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer from NAMBLA

Harry Potter and the Painful Rectal Itch

Harry Potter and the Decline of Literacy

Harry Potter and the Curse of the Lisp

Harry Potter and Spinning Grave of Tolkien

Harry Potter and the Trenchcoat Mafia

Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony

Harry Potter and the Over-Hyped Children's
Author and Clever Marketing Campaign


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