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> Le 24 août 2019 à 11:47, M. Taylor <mk...@ucla.edu> a écrit : > > Hello All, > > Because I cannot resist, I am pasting in 3 comments about the Apple Card, > posted on Twitter that made me laugh and that I hope will make you smile, > also. > > And the comments just keep pouring into Twitter. There are thousands of them > and I am amazed at how clever people can be. The following three are, by no > means, the most clever or the funniest but they definitely got my attention. > > Comment 1: > Gently rub the fragile & special Apple credit card with microfiber. Also keep > it away from any normal clothing. Maybe even have special ‘bearers’ wearing > black turtlenecks that carry it around in an aluminum box with silk lining. > Peak Apple right here. It was fun while it lasted. > > Comment 2: > Never place near other cards. > Do not look directly at card. > Anoint with myrrh and frankincense once per month. > > Comment 3: > Thou shall have no other cards before Apple Card. > Thou shall make no graven image of the Apple Card. > Thou shall not use the Apple Card in vain. > Remember Black Friday and keep it Holy. > Honor Thy Apple Employees. -- The following information is important for all members of the V iPhone list. If you have any questions or concerns about the running of this list, or if you feel that a member's post is inappropriate, please contact the owners or moderators directly rather than posting on the list itself. Your V iPhone list moderator is Mark Taylor. Mark can be reached at: mk...@ucla.edu. Your list owner is Cara Quinn - you can reach Cara at caraqu...@caraquinn.com The archives for this list can be searched at: http://www.mail-archive.com/viphone@googlegroups.com/ --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "VIPhone" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to viphone+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/viphone/9310C759-6C29-4EA7-A35D-053A9C113623%40gmail.com.
