Although many of the Siri funny responses can be found on Google and YouTube, here are a few of my own for people to try.
What do you look like? What are you wearing? Go to hell. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? What is the answer to life? Remind me in five minutes to send Raul Gallegos a gift card. Smile On Mar 29, 2013, at 5:50 AM, "Sandy Finley" <[email protected]> wrote: > I just asked, "Why am I silly" and Siri said, "I've wondered that myself." > Then I said, "Hey, Siri, how about it?" She said, "Would you like to search > the web for that?" > > > Back to being serious and productive! > Sandy > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf > Of RobH! > Sent: Friday, March 29, 2013 4:14 AM > To: [email protected] > Subject: Re: how smart Siri? > > Erhrhrhrhrhmnmnmnm,... can't say I understood the response, but it was > different. > > I said: why am I silly? > She said: an excellent question!. > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Rollin Hippler" <[email protected]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Thursday, March 28, 2013 10:47 PM > Subject: Re: how smart Siri? > > > Try asking Siri "Who let the dogs out?" > > Rollin > On 3/28/2013 6:15 PM, DJ wrote: >> Wow I just tried it again and got the same thing. They must have changed >> it. Try "where to dup this body?" hahaha >> >> >> -----Original Message----- >> From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf >> Of Alan Paganelli >> Sent: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 11:47 AM >> To: [email protected] >> Subject: Re: how smart Siri? >> >> So there are no bodies berried then! LOL! >> >> Ask her if she'll marry you and tell me what she says. I've heard that's >> pretty funny. I'm looking forward to getting a new iPhone some time this >> summer to get in on the action too! <grin> >> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "Troy Sullivan" <[email protected]> >> To: <[email protected]> >> Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 6:25 PM >> Subject: Re: how smart Siri? >> >> >>> lol I just did and she told me "I didn't find any places." >>> ----- Original Message ----- >>> From: "Alan Paganelli" <[email protected]> >>> To: <[email protected]> >>> Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 1:50 PM >>> Subject: Re: how smart Siri? >>> >>> >>>> And once you ask where are the bodies berried, what does she say? I >>>> have only an iPhone 4. >>>> ----- Original Message ----- >>>> From: "Raul A. Gallegos" <[email protected]> >>>> To: <[email protected]> >>>> Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 5:30 AM >>>> Subject: Re: how smart Siri? >>>> >>>> >>>>> You should ask her to make you a sandwich, or if she will be your >>>>> girlfriend. There are many funny things you can ask Siri and some >>>>> will just give you funny responses, while others will find nearby >>>>> places which might match what you are looking for. One of my >>>>> favorites is, "Where are the bodies buried?" >>>>> >>>>> -- >>>>> Raul A. Gallegos >>>>> Just witnessed an ant crawl under one of my keys. Don't worry, It's >>>>> under CTRL. - Sheldon Cooper Twitter and Facebook user ID: rau47 >>>>> >>>>> On 3/26/2013 7:23 AM, Rose Combs wrote: >>>>>> I asked what is for breakfast and she told me to go to Denny's >>>>>> which was the closest to me then listed four other places, most of >>>>>> which I have not heard of. I was in a weird mood that morning. It >>>>>> is probably about the only silly question I have asked her. >>>>>> >>>>>> I wanted to see if she would tell me bacon and eggs or cereal. I >>>>>> did not have either at the time but... >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> -----Original Message----- >>>>>> From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On >>>>>> Behalf >>>>>> Of Troy Sullivan >>>>>> Sent: Sunday, March 24, 2013 5:06 PM >>>>>> To: [email protected] >>>>>> Subject: Re: how smart Siri? >>>>>> >>>>>> I also like to ask cerie silly stuff just to see what she says. >>>>>> ----- Original Message ----- >>>>>> From: "Fred Olver" <[email protected]> >>>>>> To: <[email protected]> >>>>>> Sent: Sunday, March 24, 2013 6:20 PM >>>>>> Subject: Re: how smart Siri? >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> Ray, I suggest you give some thought to going to >>>>>>> http://www.applevis.com >>>>>>> and look at what they have to offer. There are podcasts on a number >>>>>>> of >>>>>>> apps and I'm betting the Iphone and Siri as well. Also, you might try >>>>>>> checking the archives for things like Siri commands or just Siri. >>>>>>> Also >>>>>>> you >>>>>>> might just do a search for Siri on google and see what you come up >>>>>>> with, >>>>>>> you might be pleasantly surprised. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Fred Olver >>>>>>> ----- Original Message ----- >>>>>>> From: "Ray T. Mahorney" <[email protected]> >>>>>>> To: <[email protected]> >>>>>>> Sent: Sunday, March 24, 2013 3:42 PM >>>>>>> Subject: RE: how smart Siri? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> thank you sir. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Ray T. Mahorney >>>>>>>> WA4WGA >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> -----Original Message----- >>>>>>>> From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On >>>>>>>> Behalf Of David Chittenden >>>>>>>> Sent: Sunday, March 24, 2013 20:29 >>>>>>>> To: [email protected] >>>>>>>> Subject: Re: how smart Siri? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> The dictation limit is 30 seconds per segment. You can activate the >>>>>>>> dictation button again after >>>>>>>> each batch is converted. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> David Chittenden, MSc, MRCAA >>>>>>>> Email: [email protected] >>>>>>>> Mobile: +64 21 2288 288 >>>>>>>> Sent from my iPhone >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 25/03/2013, at 7:19, "Ray T. Mahorney" >>>>>>>> <[email protected]> >>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You say that you have to have yourself as a contact I assume from >>>>>>>>> this >>>>>>>>> that the phone doesn't >>>>>>>>> already know you are the account holder? Also is there a word >>>>>>>>> limit >>>>>>>>> on >>>>>>>>> email dictation? for >>>>>>>>> reasons of limited use of the hands my written emails are >>>>>>>>> necessarily >>>>>>>>> "terse" >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Ray T. Mahorney >>>>>>>>> WA4WGA >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> -----Original Message----- >>>>>>>>> From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On >>>>>>>>> Behalf Of Sieghard Weitzel >>>>>>>>> Sent: Sunday, March 24, 2013 18:12 >>>>>>>>> To: [email protected] >>>>>>>>> Subject: RE: how smart Siri? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Hi Ray, >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> SIRI is designed to understand natural speech and for certain >>>>>>>>> things >>>>>>>>> it >>>>>>>>> is >>>>>>>>> more forgiving than others. For example, you can tell SIRI any of >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>> following and it will do it perfectly: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Set my alarm for 7 AM >>>>>>>>> Set my alarm for 7 in the morning >>>>>>>>> Wake me up at 7 >>>>>>>>> I have to get up at 7 >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> However, if you tell it "Wake me up at 7 on Wednesday", for some >>>>>>>>> reason >>>>>>>>> it >>>>>>>>> will tell you that an alarm can't be set for more than 1 day ahead >>>>>>>>> and >>>>>>>>> then >>>>>>>>> it asks if you want to set a Reminder instead. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Reminders are very easy to set and allow for good options. You can >>>>>>>>> say: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Remind me to Call John on Wednesday at 3 PM >>>>>>>>> Remind me to take the garbage out at 8 every Tuesday morning - this >>>>>>>>> will >>>>>>>>> set >>>>>>>>> a recurring reminder >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You can ask it to calculate stuff, regular arithmetic, >>>>>>>>> tips/percentages >>>>>>>>> and >>>>>>>>> so on. >>>>>>>>> You can ask it to convert most stuff >>>>>>>>> You can ask geographical information like "What is the fifth most >>>>>>>>> populated >>>>>>>>> country in the world >>>>>>>>> Anything Wolfram Alpha has information about you can pretty much >>>>>>>>> ask. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> By "how speaker independent is the program" I assume you mean does >>>>>>>>> it >>>>>>>>> understand different people? If so, then yes, as long as you speak >>>>>>>>> whatever >>>>>>>>> language you have your iPhone and SIRI set to without too much of >>>>>>>>> an >>>>>>>>> accent >>>>>>>>> then it should work quite well. I have a slight German accent but >>>>>>>>> typically >>>>>>>>> SIRI understands me rather well. There are interesting instances >>>>>>>>> where I >>>>>>>>> say >>>>>>>>> something and SIRI repeats it completely differently. One example >>>>>>>>> is >>>>>>>>> that I >>>>>>>>> usually say "Call my work" if I want to call my main business >>>>>>>>> number. >>>>>>>>> SIRI >>>>>>>>> of course knows who I am since as long as you have yourself entered >>>>>>>>> as a >>>>>>>>> contact with work number, home number, mobile number, email and >>>>>>>>> addresses >>>>>>>>> and so on SIRI knows that "you" are you. Anyhow, I can say "Call my >>>>>>>>> work >>>>>>>>> number" 10 times and it gets it right every time, but from time to >>>>>>>>> time >>>>>>>>> it >>>>>>>>> just seems to go off on a rant and it will say back "Call my >>>>>>>>> brother" or >>>>>>>>> "Call Mike Roark" or something stupid like that. If I repeat "Call >>>>>>>>> my >>>>>>>>> work" >>>>>>>>> and really pronounce it, it will just not get it and I just say >>>>>>>>> "Call >>>>>>>>> Sieghard at work" and that is fine. Then again later "Call my work" >>>>>>>>> works >>>>>>>>> just fine. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I think it might sometimes depend on how busy the servers are, >>>>>>>>> maybe >>>>>>>>> how >>>>>>>>> good your connection is, how much background noise there is and all >>>>>>>>> that. >>>>>>>>> Normally background noise is dealt with very well, I have dictated >>>>>>>>> short >>>>>>>>> text messages in a restaurant with a lot of background noise and it >>>>>>>>> was >>>>>>>>> no >>>>>>>>> problem. What is a problem is if you tell it something and somebody >>>>>>>>> else >>>>>>>>> is >>>>>>>>> talking very nearby, then SIRI may just continue to listen not >>>>>>>>> knowing >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>> other person speaking is not part of what I am saying. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Regards, >>>>>>>>> Sieghard >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> -----Original Message----- >>>>>>>>> From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On >>>>>>>>> Behalf >>>>>>>>> Of Ray T. Mahorney >>>>>>>>> Sent: Sunday, March 24, 2013 10:47 AM >>>>>>>>> To: [email protected] >>>>>>>>> Subject: how smart Siri? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Perhaps not the best way to phrase that but the question is this is >>>>>>>>> there a >>>>>>>>> set of phrases the program recognizes or has to be prompted with >>>>>>>>> other >>>>>>>>> than >>>>>>>>> the program name before requests can be carried out? Also how >>>>>>>>> speaker >>>>>>>>> independent is the program? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Ray T. 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