On 11/28/14, 6:35 AM, Paul Stamoulis wrote: [snip]
> Onestopcorp and Onestoptel monitors and reads all emails as only business > emails are permitted to be sent and received. Onestopcorp also monitors > emails for compliance reasons and to ensure that no unauthorized disclosure > of confidential information is passed via the email system. This email and > any attachments are confidential. It is intended for the recipient only. If > you are not the intended recipient, any use, disclosure, distribution, > printing or copying of this email is unauthorized. If you have received this > email in error please immediately notify the sender by replying to this email > and delete the email from your computer. The contents of any attachment to > this email may contain software viruses, which could damage your own computer > system. While Onestopcorp has taken every reasonable precaution to minimize > this risk, we cannot accept liability for any damage, which you sustain as a > result of software viruses. You should carry out your own virus checks before > open ing the a ttachment. Congratulations! That is by far the most ridiculous example of a B.S. boilerplate disclaimer I've seen posted to a public mailing list all year. Note: By sending email to any of my addresses you are agreeing that: 1. I am by definition, "the intended recipient". 2. All information in the email is mine to do with as I see fit and make such financial profit, political mileage, or good joke as it lends itself to. In particular, I may quote it on Usenet, forums, and mailing lists. 3. I may take the contents as representing the views of your company. 4. This overrides any disclaimer or statement of confidentiality that may be included on your message. -- Jay Hennigan - CCIE #7880 - Network Engineering - [email protected] Impulse Internet Service - http://www.impulse.net/ Your local telephone and internet company - 805 884-6323 - WB6RDV _______________________________________________ VoiceOps mailing list [email protected] https://puck.nether.net/mailman/listinfo/voiceops
