Posted by Jim Lindgren:
Kerry to Solve Middle East War.--
http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2006_07_23-2006_07_29.shtml#1153807599
Scrappleface [1]reports that John Kerry is going to end the Middle
East War, which [2]wouldn't have happened if Kerry had been elected
President:
Bush Sends Kerry to Solve Israel-Hezbollah War
After learning that the battle between Israel and Hezbollah could
have been prevented if Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, had been the U.S.
Commander in Chief, President George Bush today dispatched Sen.
Kerry to the war-torn region to �get this thing solved.�
Sen. Kerry, a career Vietnam veteran, who told a political
gathering in Detroit yesterday that �we must destroy Hezbollah� and
that the president �has been absent on diplomacy�, said he would
bring his own brand of �diplomatic destruction� to the terrorist
group.
�Senator Kerry�s presence and intellect alone should bring a swift
end to hostilities,� said Mr. Bush, who admitted that he, and the
State Department, had �kind of put the Middle East thing on the
back burner� while following televised coverage of the Tour de
France bicycle race.
In related news, as hostilities along the Lebanon border approached
the two-week mark, the crisis was officially added to the list of
�bad things that would not have happened during a John Kerry
presidency.�
References
1. http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2295
2. http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2295
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