On Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 1:09 PM, grok <[email protected]> wrote:

> Jury's still out there, fella. We'll see who gets the last laff.

Can't spell still, I see.  Oh well, I *did* check out Karl and found
him dryly droll.  Trust me, Groucho will get the last laugh every
time.

Examples:

Karl Heinrich Marx:  "The first time as a tragedy, the second time as a comedy."

Julius Henry (Groucho) Marx:  “Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!”

KHM:  “History is not like some individual person, which uses men to
achieve its ends. History is nothing but the actions of men in pursuit
of their ends.”

JHM:  “Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to
announce that I was born at a very early age.”

KHM:  “From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.”

JHM:  “No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.”

KHM:  “We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn
comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.”

JHM:  “Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!”

KHM:  “Religious distress is at the same time the expression of real
distress and the protest against real distress. Religion is the sigh
of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it
is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the
people.”

JHM:  “From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I
was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.”

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Interesting that both had the middle name "Henry", eh?

Terry

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