Hi all, Interesting discussion, particularly where it comes to deal with engine sizes, etc.
My occupation is that of an auto mechanic. It is only by night that I become the "mad scientist". ;) I work primarily on european manufactured cars. They are fuel efficient, have all the high technology luxuries, can be located by satellite if you get broken down on the side of the road, they have intelligent ECU's (the computer) inside them to control emissions levels, fuel consumption, and can learn to 'adapt' to the driver. So, what car would I choose to drive, personally, if I could? BMW 740i? Mercedes-Benz CLK? How about a Volkswagen GTI 1.8L turbocharged? None of the above. I would like my 86 Chevrolet Monte Carlo back. It cannot be driven, because of the insane laws in New York state. The engine in it is not the original one, so it does not pass inspection. Even though the smog-sniffer says it is kosher (see below). What did I like about it? 1. Big, heavy car. Made of steel. Full frame. I get into a wreck with a Saturn, I'll probably be ok. The guy in the mostly styrene-plastic Saturn will be in trouble. I have seen this happen before many times, small plastic, superlight car hits an old American made full-frame car. Guess which was the least damaged? 2. No anti-lock brakes. Can't drive in the snow without ABS? Turn in your liscense now, you have no business driving. I live in Buffalo NY, the weather is terrible. I prefer non-ABS brakes, because I can control them better. "ABS" in mechanic's jargon is usually taken to mean "another bullshit system" as opposed to "antilock braking system" :) 3. 8-cylinder small block. Cheap as dirt, reliable as hell, easy to maintain. The 'little guy' like me can afford to fix it himself. Originally the car had a 4.3L V6, fuel injected. I got rid of that, the computer went berzerk, screwed the timing up, etc. Got a 5.0L V8 for next to nothing, rebuilt it, put all Edelbrock parts on it, including carburetor (sorry, fuel injection need not apply here). After some careful tuning, without the emissions control systems, it produced exhaust gases which were only barely above the legal limits. Add two high-flow catalytic converters to the dual exhaust, and it would pass with flying colors. No EGR, PCV, AIR, ECU, bleah. No damned computer. It got close to 18mpg with proper timing setup and jetting for the carburetor, and at little or no loss of power. Put it to the floor, and the back tires would spin and smoke. 4. Can out-accelerate most modern passenger and 'compact' cars. This saved my life a few times when idiots attempted to run stop signs, etc. I hit passing gear and was gone before the trouble had a chance to happen. Sorry kids, putting a cold air intake and a resonator muffler on a Honda or Mitsubishi does NOT make it faster. ;) 5. Rear wheel drive. Personal preference, I like how it feels. And a turbo hydramatic 350 transmission (NOT metric, all SAE) will last a long long time. Front wheel drive transmissions (particularly the 4T60-E) are dreadfully short lived. You also cannot drop a front-wheel transmission by yourself. You can drop a rear wheel transmission alone, I did it and I am not a big or strong guy. You can also have the TH350 rebuilt for about $300. 4T60-E, like was in my old Buick? About $1000-$1500 to rebuild. And the TH350 is vacuum modulated (adjustable modulator!!!) with no electronic garbage in it. 6. Ball joint for my old Chevy: $20. Ball joint for Mercedes-Benz CLK: $300. I am not kidding, this was the price for the part alone. Guy needed all four on this thing, so he was very screwed. Then add labor... 7. You cannot work on newer/euro cars yourself. If you are poor, you are SOL. I did mine all by myself. Simple, easy. And a very attractive body style of a car that does not look like the melted-plastic/organic bug look of all modern cars. 8. I have not done this personally, but one older gentleman I know pointed this out: newer cars are just too small to have sex in. Your mileage may vary, of course. Closing remarks: What is with this "change oil soon" light? Too dumb to remember to change your oil? Maybe you should consider public transportation. Brake wear-sensors? Get a flashlight and look at your brake pads...this is not rocket science. On-board navigation? Kids, use a map. Or ask directions. And as for those people who try to make Hondas/Mitsubishis/Nissans/etc. into performance cars...why try? Its like trying to make a gourmet corn-dog. As far as using a lot of gasoline goes...well, hyrids are no answer. They are underpowered, impossible to work on, and the average guy cannot hope to afford one. Or, if he is a little better off financially, he can live his life paying for the ugly plastic contraption. Of course, if I couldn't have my Monte Carlo back, I'd gladly take an old GTO or 'Cuda in its place. Happy motoring, and if you are in the cold like me, try to stay warm. --Kyle __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Read only the mail you want - Yahoo! Mail SpamGuard. http://promotions.yahoo.com/new_mail