In "Running Money" I came across this excerpt which 
is relevant to something Horselover Fats posted 
on Wed, 20 Oct 2004 12:06:40 

Kessler writes,
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"The guy who told me he looked at only the second 
derivative of industrial production was onto something. 
Because information is distributed in milliseconds, 
there is no time advantage anymore. You have to be 
ahead of news. You have to look not at change but at 
how fast change is changing. Your old calculus teacher 
would remind you, the first derivative is speed. The 
second derivative is acceleration.

There are so many barriers to change. Some are 
technical, some are based on silly government 
regulations. But who cares - barriers are barriers. 
As long as you can find a barrier to invest against, 
you can make money when the barrier breaks, when 
change accelerates.

Most hedge fund guys take the other side of a trade 
when they know something no one else does, i.e., 
investing because others don't know. That's their 
edge.

When you think long-term, the edge is really 
investing because others *can't* know. I suppose 
others could know if they thought hard enough, 
but, oddly, no one does. It's not the actual 
declining cost of power or transportation, chips 
or bandwidth, etc., that is hard to figure out. 
It's the change they enable.

These concepts are hard to grasp.

It's that nasty second derivative stuff. It's not 
the amount of change, but the change in the rate 
of change. Confused? Me too. It's why there are 
few physicists and why people quit science after 
high school. It's just too hard to think about.

>From the side of the highway, you can't tell which 
cars are going a constant speed and which are 
accelerating. But from inside the car, you can 
feel the seat press against you when you gun it.
That's probably the first lesson I learned: to 
do well, you've got to be in the car, not on the 
sidelines watching."
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Quite so. And now let's proceed to the epic
"Horselover Fats Rides Again"


Horselover wrote:-.
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Also, you mentioned Jerk and Jounce ( sounds like
a b-list rap group ). I've also puzzled over the
physical meaning of these terms. It's rather like
trying to imagine higher dimensional shapes. One
dimension up is about all I can muster, which in
this case is Jerk. Standing on a carousel, with
the speed increasing and decreasing sinusoidally,
ought to do it. Perhaps a better term would be
"projectile vomiting" rather than jerk, huh??? (grin).
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Now Kessler realises that you have got to put 
yourself in the car. But Horselover has gone one 
better hasn't he. He has put himself on a carousel. 
If he nails a car seat to the floor he can experience 
acceleration on a continuous basis whereas in a car 
travelling in a straight line Kessler can only 
experience it on  a  sinusoidal basis - or to be 
more general a cyclical basis. 

But if the carousel governor gets castrated (the 
mechanism, not the owner) and the music goes faster 
and faster, though Horselover will experience 
increasing acceleration, he will also get very 
giddy and might even start, in his own words, 
"projectile vomiting".  

This is because the increasing acceleration sensed 
by the nerves in his back is monotonically coupled 
to the increasing rotation sensed by his semi 
circular canals (SCC). Kessler doesn't have this 
problem.

How can we uncouple these two sensation to prevent 
Horselover from getting sick.

Well one solution I rather fancy would be to 
operate on Fats and cut out his SCCs  ;-) . that 
together with panel nailed round the outside of 
the carousel should do the trick.

But I'm sure Horselover would prefer the solution 
familiar to all science fiction fans, namely, we 
just make the Carousel big enough to reduce the 
rotational speed below the threshold of perception.  

So we have now produced the "pure" sensation of 
continuous acceleration by reducing the rotation 
until we can't sense it.

What about the next step? What about rate of change 
of acceleration? What about jerk?

Well, if Kessler is accelerating over speed bumps he 
will experience plenty of cyclical  jerk along with 
his cyclical acceleration. 

And even though we may have given Fats continuous 
acceleration without perceptible rotation by making 
the carousel big enough, he will still experience 
cyclical jerk from the floor of the  carousel going 
up and down as carousels often do. 

Now in order not to confuse the reader more than 
necessary I will substitute a large 1st order gyro 
for the carousel and four second order gyros to 
simulate the up and down motion of the gyro floor. 

Because by now Horselover Fats has suffered enough 
we will substitute the saloon chanteuse Frenchy 
(Marlene Dietrich) who has taken umbrage at 
Horselover's indifferent reaction to her charms 
and vows to make a fool of him. 

The position of Frenchy on the second order gyro 
is shown by the flag in 

http://www.grimer2.freeserve.co.uk/pge25.htm

Next we can give Marlene the *Jerry Bounce* (jounce) 
sensation by substituting the 2nd order gyros by 
pairs of 3rd gyros {I would have continued with 
quad gyros but the drawing was getting more crowded 
than Diana's marriage ;-)  ]

http://www.grimer2.freeserve.co.uk/pge26.htm

This process can be continued indefinitely and 
Dietrich can be subjected in principle to whatever 
order of motion we care to imagine.

But consider this. 

We are already subject to higher order derivative 
motions for,

We are orbiting the earth 
Which is orbiting the sun
Which is orbiting the galaxy
Which is orbiting .........

And I've probably left out quite  a few stages.

So we are actually experiencing   d[^n]L / dt[^n]  
motion.

Fortunately we don't have any sense mechanisms 
to detect d[^(n-1)]L / dt[^(n-1)] and lower order 
motions or we would be very sick indeed with 
mal de terre, etc.

Clearly, down to the scale of man, there is a 
relationship between scale and derivative motion. 
The smaller the object the higher the derivative 
motion. It is not unreasonable to infer that on the 
scale of molecules and atoms and nuclei and .... 
the objects are subject to even higher derivative 
motions than we are. We can produce a few orders of 
these motions artificially with mechanical devices 
of the type illustrated providing the strength of 
our material allows. It would seem that these 
higher derivatives already exist naturally.

Also, our senses are very limited in the motions 
we can detect but materials have senses we do not 
possess. We cannot detect the earths orbital 
motion but Foucault's Pendulum can. We cannot 
detect radio waves, etc., etc.

Once one gets away from the tyranny of Cartesian 
geometry - the inanity of imagining that space only 
has three dimensions, and the utter stupidity of 
thinking that time only has a single dimension, 
then one can start thinking about the higher order 
derivatives of motion and how to put them to use. 
One might even be able to use such insights for 
beating the Stock Market - 

Now there's a thought. <grin>

To lock oneself into 4 dimensions is like sticking 
to the shape of the 60's TV screen 
( [x^4 + y^4] = 1 with suitable scaling of x and y). 

To get with it one needs to think in terms of much 
higher powers like [x^64 + y^64] = 1. for example, 
which will give us a nice second millennium 
rectangular screen.

Cheers

Frank Grimer

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  Big whorls have little whorls
    That feed on their velocity,
  And little whorls have lesser whorls
    And so on to viscosity.

    - Lewis F. Richardson -
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