http://hometown.aol.com/mschue5938/dogpoweredscooter.html
That's great!
Obviously, attaching your wifes poodle to this machine, whilst
hilariously funny, would bring down the wrath of PETA and the ASPCA.
I used to know a big strong standard poodle named Calamity who would have been great for this.
OTOH A pitbull would be the perfect engine, providing an inexhaustable power
source, great personal defense weapon, and pleasure to your
pet, all at once. Huskies would be even better, mush mush!
I used to imagine dogsled racing was cruel to the Huskies, until I saw a documentary about it. The dogs love it! They can't get enough of it. I should have realized they like it, since I have a lot of experience throwing balls for Labrador retrievers. A Lab will plunge into a pond in the dead of winter, grab the ball, come charging back to you and *plead* with you to throw it again.
- Jed
