::golf clap:: On 5/26/05, Jones Beene <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning > submissions in its yearly contest, which I forgot to enter, once > again. > > In revenge for not having been notified well in advance (would > Tour-D-F forget to remind Lance?)... this is my far-mot-juste > revision of same. > > 1. Coffee (n.), cough-recipient > > 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over recent change-in-girth > > 3. Willy-nilly (adj.), in need of Viagra > > 4. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp like Kaiser Soze > > 5. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle which runs-you-over > > 6. Balderdash (n.), a hairline receding faster than Donald Trump's > charisma. > > 7. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an proctology exam. > > 8. Rectitude (n.), the suggested treatment following failure of > the above exam. > > 9. Pokemon (n), the Rastafarian proctologist of 7 & 8 > > 10. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn > by certain men. > > 11. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, until you > realizing it was your money to begin with. > > 12. Bozone (n.): The aura surrounding Fall-well and other bigots, > which keeps all light from penetrating. > > > > > > > >
-- "Monsieur l'abb�, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write" Voltaire
