Speaking of off-time-ly humor, our Prez - Dubya, along with Tony
Blair and Jacques Chirac were relaxing in a Parisian sauna at a
chic salon, noticing that all of the clocks seemed to be off the
correct time. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound.
Dubya presses his forearm & the beeping stopped. The others looked
curiously at him. "Oh, that was just my pager- I have a microchip
embedded" and then added humbly, " and Dick says I'm late and have
to leave soon."
Two seconds later, the silence was broken by the sound of a
revving Swedish moped, and Tony Blair lifted the palm of his hand
to his ear. The PM explained, "That was my cell, chaps. I have a
telecom chip implanted," ..."and that was that sleazy Ms Filkin
again."
"By this time, French president Chirac was feeling sort of
low-tech. Without saying anything, he quickly excused himself but
returned momentarily. When he returned, Bush and Blair both stared
at him incredulously as a long piece of toilet paper was dangling
from the Frenchman's derrière.
When Jacques saw that he had their attention, he feigned
astonishment: "Sacre Bleu! I'm think I'm getting a fax," and then
he grinned broadly " ah yes, my "niece" is coming by for a little
tete-a-tete in a few minutes, and says come as you are"
- Re: Electricité de France Jones Beene
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