By the way, as Alex Caliostro pointed out, today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day (ITLAPD). Happy ITLAPD! Things like this bring us together. Here is a heartwarming ditty written expressly for the occasion:

http://www.radiolondon.co.uk/otherwaves/itlapd/itlapdshanty.html

QUOTE:

In honaaaar of ITLAPD, we at Radio London felt it was time to write our own pirate shanty.

(To the tune of 'My Favourite Things')

Cutlasses, peg-legs an' all sorts of riggin'
Plunder and pillage and treasure for diggin'
Biscuits with weevils and jellyfish stings,
These arr a few o' my favourite things.

Huge jolly rogers an' salty sea breezes
Feedin' the sharks with yer enemy's kneesies
Populaar shanties wot pirate guys sings,
These arr a few o' my favourite things.

Big 'andsome wenches with bosoms like boulders
Bad-tempered parrots wot crap on yer shoulders
Stuffin' me guts wi' fried albatross wings,
These arr a few o' my favourite things.

When the shark bites
When the mast snaps
When I've drunk me pay,
I simply remembaarr to talk like a pirate
And everythin' goes OK!

Lyrics copyright Mary Payne 2005, wi' apologies ta Rodgers and Hammerstein, and Julie Andrews

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