----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, December 15, 2005 5:58 AM Subject: RE: OffTopic: Lust and the bible
> Hang on, hang on, the reply and forwarding of emails makes it look like I > wrote this sh.t below. Cut it out Mr Revtec, how dare you! My name is Jeff. Jeff is spelled out at the bottom of my copy of the message. Don't know why it is not on yours. Here are a few new jokes to make you feel better. I hope this makes up for any distress I caused you. JEFF THOUGHTS to PONDER Life is sexually transmitted. Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. I had amnesia once -- or twice. Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? They told me I was gullible .... and I believed them. Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway. Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. What if there were no hypothetical questions? One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. Is Marx's tomb a communist plot? Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on or off. It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one. Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken? > > No more from this thread from me unless it particularly funny because I do > like a good joke. > > Jokes anyone, please let's have at least one joke posting per week. > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On > Behalf Of revtec > Sent: 14 December 2005 22:24 > To: [email protected] > Subject: Re: OffTopic: Lust and the bible > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Wednesday, December 14, 2005 8:53 AM > Subject: RE: OffTopic: Lust and the bible > > > > The ones who lusted left heaven long ago and came here. According to > > the Book of Enoch, they are imprisoned here awaiting judgment. > > And, who will judge them? According to Paul, it is us! > > 1st Corinthians 6:3 "Do you not know that we shall judge angels?" > > Is it these angels or all of them? > > What qualifies us to do that? > > Is it because that we, in the course of living our human lives, are > graduates of the school of hard knocks. Whereas, the angels have not had to > survive the kinds of challenges we routinely face? > > Jeff > >
