At 02:15 pm 10/01/2006 -0500, hohlraum wrote:

> Oh my!  We'll soon find out in the premier episode of:
>
> HYDRINO MEETS THE BETA-ATMOSPHERE
>
> sponsored by Mr Fusion®, fuel of choice for TARDIS everywhere(when)!
>
> (You don't have to join to read Dr. Randell Mills' SCME yahoo group.)


But if you should apply to join you will receive this very 
polite (albeit slightly pretentious) invitation soliciting 
your pedigree. It wouldn't do to let the riff-raff in, would
it - though reading some of the posts I see that laymen are 
not excluded.


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> Dear New Member to SCQM:
> 
> Welcome.  I hope the members of the SCQM can help 
> you understand Mills¹ CQM.
> In addition, I hope you can help us promote Mills¹ 
> theory for the betterment
> of science and mankind.
> 
> To that end, it would be helpful to me if you would 
> identify yourself to me not to the whole group (but 
> that would be OK and I¹m sure the other members would 
> appreciate it.).  I am sending this to you with my 
> personal email address and you can simply reply with 
> a short message of introduction.
>
> Thank you,
> 
>John Farrell
>Moderator of SCQM
>-- 
>John J. Farrell
>******************
>******************

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Dear John,

Ooo! What a nice welcoming letter. I've never had one 
of those before.<g>

Mmm... I suppose you want to know my professional 
background rather than my personal details so I can't 
do better than summarise the account already published 
at the end of my 2002 Infinite Energy article, 
"Aether Vacua and Cold Fusion."

Born 1932
Graduated UCL 1953 - 
Civil and Structural Engineering - Hounsfield Prize.
Scientific Officer Road Research Lab. 1954 - 1958
Senior S.O. '58 - '62
Transferred to Building Research, Watford '62
Principal S.O. '67 - '92
Retired 1992

Francis (Frank) Joseph Grimer,
105 Draycott Avenue,
Harrow
HA3 0DA
020-8907-3389 (within UK)

I trust that will be sufficient, but if you should want to
know my shoe size or whether I have ever been convicted
of a driving offence, etc., please do not hesitate to
ask.  ;-)

Cheers, 

Frank Grimer

P.S. It's funny, but when I looked at the initials 
chosen for this group I had to do a double take not to 
mistake it for the motto on the Roman Standard, SPQR. 
In view of Dr.Mills' erudition MCBJ might have been 
even more appropriate, eh! [only kidding  ;-) ].

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I was a bit worried that if they found what MCBJ stood 
for I might have blown my chances unless they could 
take a bit of ribbing.  <g>  

Fortunately John took my letter inthe right spirit 
and replied,

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Frank,

>From all us us Romans, welcome aboard!
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...and not forgetting to make my James Burke 
Connection the image of embarkation reminded 
me of the Lear's poem I regularly read to my 
2 year old grandson, Edwin Nutter. <g>

     ===============================================
     They went to sea in a Sieve, they did,
     In a Sieve they went to sea:
     In spite of all their friends could say,
     On a winter's morn, on a stormy day,
     In a Sieve they went to sea!
     And when the Sieve turned round and round,
     And everyone cried, "You'll all be drowned!"
     They cried aloud, "Our Sieve ain't big,
     But we don't care a button, we don't care a fig!
     In a Sieve we'll go to sea!"

     Far and few, far and few,
     Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
     Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
     And they went to sea in a Sieve.

     They sailed away in a Sieve, they did,
     In a Sieve they sailed so fast,
     With only a beautiful pea-green veil
     Tied with a riband, by way of a sail,
     To a small tobacco-pipe mast;
     And everyone said, who saw them go,
     "O won't they be soon upset, you know!
     For the sky is dark, and the voyage is long,
     And happen what may, it's extremely wrong
     In a Sieve to sail so fast!"
     Far and few, etc

     The water it soon came in, it did,
     The water it soon came in;
     So to keep them dry, they wrapped their feet
     In a pinky paper all folded neat,
     And they fastened it down with a pin.
     And they passed the night in a crockery-jar,
     And each of them said, "How wise we are!
     Though the sky be dark, and the voyage be long,
     Yet we never can think we were rash or wrong,
     While round in our Sieve we spin!"
     Far and few, etc

     And all night long they sailed away;
     And when the sun went down,
     They whistled and warbled a moony song
     To the echoing sound of a coppery gong,
     In the shade of the mountains brown.
     "O Timballo! How happy we are,
     When we live in a Sieve and a crockery-jar,
     And all night long in the moonlight pale,
     We sail away with a pea-green sail,
     In the shade of the mountains brown!"
     Far and few, etc

     They sailed to the Western sea, they did,
     To a land all covered with trees,
     And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
     And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart,
     And a hive of silvery Bees.
     And they bought a Pig, and some green Jack-daws,
     And a lovely Monkey with lollipop paws,
     And forty bottles of Ring-Bo-Ree,
     And no end of Stilton Cheese.
     Far and few, etc

     And in twenty years they all came back,
     In twenty years or more,
     And everyone said, "How tall they've grown!
     For they've been to the Lakes, and the Terrible Zone,
     And they hills of the Chankly Bore";
     And they drank their health, and gave them a feast
     Of dumplings made of beautiful yeast;
     And everyone said, If we only live,
     We too will go to sea in a Sieve -
     To the hills of the Chankly Bore!"
     Far and few, etc.
     ===============================================

Cheers,

Frank


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