Subject: Solar Energy Is Draining Our Sun

PLANET EARTH-- With gas hovering at over a dollar per litre, the search is
on for other viable sources of energy. We are rapidly exhausting Earth's
sources of fossil fuels and there is a desperate need for an energy
alternative. A perennial favourite is solar power, but its utilization could
come at an enormous cost to future generations.

Solar panels are already draining our sun of vital energy. As more panels
are set up, more solar energy is removed from future generations. Without
realizing it, the lifetime of our life-giving star is being threatened by
the careless absorption of precious solar radiation. And if every Joe
American lined his roof with solar panels, we'd suck the energy out of the
sun faster than college freshmen on a free beer keg.

That energy model just isn't sustainable. Arrays of solar panels will only
contribute to the depletion of the sun's energy. And it's getting worse.
Automobile producers are already developing hybrid vehicles that will
capture the sun's rays to power our cars, trucks, and SUVs. Scientists and
researchers continue to find new ways to harness the sun's rays and improve
the efficiency of solar-powered cells. But what thought is being put into
the long-term effects of this excessive solar power use?

Every day, solar energy is frittered away on solar-powered flashlights,
solar-powered garden lanterns, and even solar-powered tanning machines--and
we presume that there is a limitless supply of sunshine to power these
devices. But at the present rate of consumption, solar energy reserves will
most certainly be depleted a couple billion years sooner than expected, and
then we'll all be sitting in the dark, wondering how we're going to run our
stereos, hairdryers, and Vitamix machines.

Unfortunately, there aren't any solar conservation movements to communicate
the necessity to protect and ration the burning of the sun's
not-so-everlasting power. The heat should be on to find other viable sources
of energy, or at the very least, slow down our solar energy consumption so
that our sun can continue to grow our food, light our planet, and heat our
pools for many years to come.

Solar energy is a clean alternative to oil, coal, and natural gas, but we
must realize that there are limits. If we tap into the sun's radiation with
our eyes closed, we risk the untimely depletion of its reserves, and then
we'll all be sorry.

Source: The Toque - World leader in Canadian Humor Parody & Satire
http://www.thetoque.com/science/technology/solar_energy_is_draining_our_sun_
20060220.htm 

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