On 3/1/07, Nick Palmer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

Of course once
you have done this, then the world will also beat a path to your door but I
suspect that hell will freeze over first.

Well, Nick, the energy must come from somewhere.

An engineer dies. He arrives at the Pearly Gates, but they don't let
him in, so he goes to Hell. Hell is a pretty rotten environment. Right
away, the engineer starts making improvements-lights, bathrooms, air
conditioning-and after a while, Hell doesn't look so bad any more. God
notices this, and asks the Devil what's going on.

"Well, it's this engineer we've got," says the Devil.

"Engineer?? You're not supposed to have any engineers in Hell!" says
God. "There must have been a mistake. All engineers go to Heaven. Send
him up here, right away!"

"No way," says the Devil. "We're keeping him here."

"I'll sue!!" cries God.

"Yeah, right," sneers the Devil. "Where you gonna get a lawyer??"

(however, I'm still hoping Terry Blanton's pet magmo project might
work!).

Hey, it's not *my* project, I'm just a technical consultant (with an
equity position now :-).  The BFM ships this week.

Terry

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