All this talk of algae reminds me of a project I embarked upon when I was   
about 14 years old.  I had the rather ambitious idea that I could use algae to 
feed an animal tissue culture. Essentially what I tried to do was grow algae in 
a glass tube and using a bacterial or protozoan intermediary, feed the muscle 
tissue culture. 

In other words, I attempted have sunlight feed the algae on one end, and for 
filet mignon to be extruded out the other.  I obtained a really nice Pyrex 
glass tube about 4 inches in diameter and 6 feet long with ground flanges on 
each end.  I have no idea what these cost originally, but an industrial surplus 
place had hundreds of these beauties for a quarter each. People used to buy 
them and use them for target practice.   

I got some unidentified algae species from the duck pond in a local park and I 
must say the algae thrived remarkably well in the glass tube.  Well at least 
that part worked.  Nearly pure oxygen collects at the top of the tube. Must be 
good for something. 

As you can imagine, the rest of my effort didn't work out so well.   I had in 
fact succeeded with a tissue growth  medium, but nothing resembling meat was 
the result. Undaunted, I tried various combinations of organisms inside the 
algae tube with the tissue culture. In the end, practically everything I tried 
in the tube succeeded in making a really smelly toxic brown mess of the algae.  
My dreams of cheap steak were dashed. 

Not long after that, I learned that the glass tubing was surplussed out from 
the old Vitro uranium processing plant.  Those tubes were likely radioactive as 
hell.  Remember that no one was very concerned about such things in those days. 

See: 
http://www.eia.doe.gov/cneaf/nuclear/page/umtra/salt_lake_title1.html
http://tinyurl.com/3ffgjs

It sort of makes me wonder if algae might grow a little better in a radioactive 
environment. You know, some like it hot.    

M.
    

 



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