--- Terry Ha! I wasn't being totally serious with the last part of that posting, as you must have guessed (can't a guy have a little cynical fun these days?)
... but the increase in brain cancer is real and understated. That may not be a conspiracy, but we do not seem to be getting an accurate picture from a medical profession that sometimes seems more interested in financial health than the other kind... ... well, at least I wasn't totally serious 'til I read this part: > Fully portable IP TV with thousands of channels to choose . . . *now* you can worry about the nation's brains. But to tell the truth, and to kinda get back to the original subject line **IF** there was some kind of nascent conspiracy, you would probably need more than just the "personal information and entertainment appliance" of the future ... ... since the Apple/ATT/x-Box pimps (of the technobranch of the NWO) will no doubt figure out ways to remove the actual transmitter far enough to prevent damage from long term use (but only for their subscribers!) --- heck, look at the dollar$ involved. The iPhone conspiracy makes the Comcast-Scam look like chump change. They are doubling the cost of admission already with annual increases of 15%. Some geek-genius has no doubt invented a functional "Faraday Yarmulke" for the future iPhone subscriber, but that doesn't protect the ear canal -- so you will probably need more. Hey! Maybe bypass the ear altogether with the "squid" -- which for non-cult-flic nuts is the cyber-yarmulke from "Strange Days" which goes direct to brain wave modulation. ... and for the evil geniuses of the world, hating the sitaution that the population boom in the third world is producing - the thing that really works well to thin a few bilion from the humanity rolls is to amplify the microwave chemical reactions by direct and hidden (seemingly natural) intrusion in the ear canal... How, you ask? ... are you ready for the genetically- modified earwig..? Now - if that didn't draw a sardonic smile, I need to go back for a refresher at the iRan eComedy night-school. Jones
