Howdy Vorts, Scientists at the Dime Box Saloon research Labs now believe there is evidence pointing toward "post Reality". Proof of existence of Post reality has been theorized but never proven because the laws of human nature prohibit such a happening.
This belief is supported by several new technology breakthroughs that include NIST's proof of anti-gravity, FEMA's new food distribution model for hurricane relief, and the Fed's financial rescue plan for born losers. We have yet to assess NASA, DARPA, PETA and several other promising areas but the evidence is now sufficent to believe we are now entering an era of Camelot where nobody has to work, nobody needs to worry and everybody gets everything they want handed to them. A team of scientists are enroute to Houston, Washington and Wall Street to poll intellectuals on their reaction. Richard
