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Dr. Doris Haggis On-Whey has seventeen degrees from eighteen institutions of higher learning. She is a world-renowned and much-feared expert on just about everything. With her husband Benny, she has travelled the world many times over, and has learned about all aspects of life, including outer space and food, firsthand. She has written, or will soon write over 147 books.
Benny is the husband of Dr. Doris Haggis On-Whey and enjoys putting on his socks.
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