At 08:30 PM 11/12/2009, William Beaty wrote:
On Tue, 10 Nov 2009, OrionWorks - Steven V Johnson wrote:
> Abd sez:
>> ...
>> I'm not ready yet, but, looking ahead, do you
>> think I could get Robert Park to denounce my
>> Kitchen Fusion kits?
>
> Just drop him a line when you get up to speed. I bet he would oblige.
> No problemo! ;-)
Or start selling them online, then have an angry 3rd party give Park the
heads up.
Well, I started building the site today. Just selling materials at
first. I should have it running within a few days.
How about I sell Secret Plans for my Kitchen Fusion Neutron
Generator? For a mere $49.95, you can penetrate the Secrets of the
Universe, Amaze your Friends, that's the Special Download Price,
convenient printed edition only $20 more, postpaid.
Complete with detailed diagrams, fabrication, assembly, and
operational instructions, and a coupon for a 10% discount at your
local Condensed Matter Nuclear Science store, where you can buy all
the materials you need for this Astonishing Demonstration, for less
than $100, batteries not included, or, for your convenience, we have
arranged with Lomax Design Associates for a special One Time Offer of
a complete kit for $99.99, postpaid anywhere in the United States.
(Batteries or power supply extra.)
See and hear a thermonuclear explosion and live to tell the tale!
(Microscope and signal processor required, available at reasonable
additional cost.)
The first 100 lucky people who order the Secret Plans will get,
absolutely free, a subscription to the Vortex mailing list, where the
secrets of zero-point energy, reactionless drives, dowsing,
anti-gravity, and limitless power through harnessing the energy of
the sun in a jar can be found. (Certain restrictions may apply.)
Never pay an electric bill again. (Individual results may vary. Warm
clothing is advised in cold climates.)
He'll love it, I'm sure!
