Were you fortunate enough to be abducted on abduction day?
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/03/19/alien-abduction-day/?test=latestnews Alien Abduction Day Arrives, But Will Little Green Men? Clamp on your foil hat and cower under your bed, Alien Abduction Day is here! March 20 is Alien Abduction Day, when "the skies are carefully watched by those expecting / wishing to be abducted by an alien life form," states eHow.com. The strange holiday's origins are unclear, though it was clearly popularized by the 2008 Alien Abduction Day festival in Toronto. (See 2008's promotional poster.) That means no "Free UFO Rides," "Random Abduction Incidents" or "getting in touch with your inner-extraterrestrial," which were highlighted on a flyer for a past festival. <more>

