At 12:06 PM 4/27/2010, Terry Blanton wrote:
Yeung Wing-Cheung, from the Noah's Ark Ministries International
research team, said: "It's not 100 per cent that it is Noah's Ark, but
we think it is 99.9 per cent that this is it."
The name of that research team inspires confidence as to their
studious neutrality and scientific caution.
I can imagine other studies that might be of great interest.
An announcement that global warming is bogus from the Petroleum
Investors Research Consortium.
The discovery of new evidence in a certain murder case by the "OJ is
Guilty as Sin" Legal Foundation. But a press release, from the
Concerned Citizens against the Racist Prosecution of OJ, claims that
this evidence was obviously fabricated by redneck honkies.
And, in the same line as the original, a report that masturbation
actually does grow hair on your hands, and sex before marriage leads
inevitably to involvement in fanatic cults, insanity and suicide, by
the Keep Our Children Pure and Christian Educational Foundation.
