"I want to corral some faster-than-light neutrinos to do my stock picks for me."
My reply :
The financial quants are already laying a dedicated transatlantic fiber cable so they get the news quicker.
I'll bet they're talking to folks about how to send messages with neutrinos. Hmmm .... in the Widom-Larsen theory of cold fusion, one of the outputs is neutrinos! (Positron+Electron=Neutron+Neutrino) Maybe the domestic eCat can be your tachyonic stock ticker, too.

