It does not get more off topic than this. See: http://www.flixxy.com/pet-penguin-goes-shopping.htm
A couple of things about this have seized my imagination and will not let go: 1. Note that the penguin swallows a large fish, then burps. 2. I cannot help but imagine the reaction of a some drunk guy out for a walk in the midday sun. He sees a penguin march purposefully down the street by itself, wearing a knapsack, and he sees it turn smartly into the fishmonger. He hears a voice within saying, "Ah, you again! Hi there!" He swears off drink forever. - Jed
