> What is the difference between Santa Claus and the Higgs Particle???? > > Santa Claus is "Real". > Ron Kita, Chiralex > A note on the Virtual: > To describe the indescribable, what the Higgs Boson does is create a > field of virtual particles that pop in and out of existence, and while > they’re in existence those "virtual" particles provide mass to other > particles that are able to interact with them.
http://littlefanpages.com/94588 A Higgs boson walks in to catholic church, the priest says' your kind aren't welcome here' and the higgs boson replies 'but without me there would be no mass'