(X)od is the next big thing. 

(X)od goes beyond mere AI (artificial intelligence) into the holy world of
Capitalism, where it is device-free, voice-and-thought controlled and
totally ensconced "in the cloud" ... but as a "must have" service which is
personalized to every customer. 

Needless to say it will be brought to you by our friends and neighbors at
Google at a substantial monthly cost. (i.e. whatever the market will bear,
starting about $250/mo with Glass, including mandatory training seminars).

(X)od is all-knowing, non-physical and omnipresent and growing (learning) on
its own as we speak at the rate of terabytes/day. You could call it a mashup
of Siri, Cyc, Watson, Wiki, Deep Blue, expert systems from all fields, a
personal secretary, physician and legal staff ... and most importantly,
seamless integration into every end user's needs. Basically... the name
(X)od is a word-play on "X-on-demand" where X is either the sum and totality
of human knowledge and experience... or... you-know-who (X=G). (X)od is
pronounced as "zod". 

(X)od is the natural progression of ... well ... of "natural selection".
Those with (X)od on their side (that would be "on their brow") will survive,
multiply, and inherit the Earth, and the rest will be left to their own
devices, so to speak. 

Not sure of the exact roll-out date, but (X)od was always the secret and
hidden motivation behind Google Glass. In fact, Glass hardware has been
available for some time but the delay in perfecting the natural voice
recognition part of (X)od for the Red States has been the holdup :-)

Jones

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