Maybe if we more vigorously pursued affirmative action for control of our nuclear arsenal there wouldn't be so many of these quasi-hillbilly yahoos with itchy red-button fingers threatening our way of life. We should start with Islamic fundamentalists being put in charge of the nuclear arsenal to prove we are placing the right priority on fighting stereotypes.
On Fri, Jan 17, 2014 at 3:04 PM, Terry Blanton <[email protected]> wrote: > Too much Everclear and rainwater if you ask me. > > On Fri, Jan 17, 2014 at 3:55 PM, Jed Rothwell <[email protected]> > wrote: > > Terry Blanton <[email protected]> wrote: > > > >> The circumstances of Carey's firing were shrouded in mystery. A senior > >> U.S. Defense official said he was fired over "conduct." Officials said > >> > >> it did not have to do with gambling, or the loss of a nuclear weapon, > >> or sexual misconduct. > > > > > > There was something about a phone message from the General: > > > > "Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and no one can bring them back. > > For the sake of our country, and our way of life, I suggest you get the > rest > > of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red > > retaliation. Uh, my boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 > megatons > > worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now . . . Uh, so let's get > > going, there's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace > and > > freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of > our > > natural... fluids. God bless you all." > > > > - Jed > > > >
