People sometimes wax nostalgic about the good old days. In the U.S. they
often mean the era between the Civil War and WWI. Mark Twain called that
"the Gilded Age." It was a time of corruption and a growing gap between the
social classes similar to our own. People who feel nostalgic about it
should read this book:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Good-Old-Days-Terrible/dp/0394709411

I have never fallen for the illusion that the past was better than the
present, or that people were more moral, or more rational in the past,
because I have read many history books, and many books written in the past.

There was an interesting television show years ago, "The 1900 House." (
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/1900house/) I have lived in houses older than that,
both in the U.S. and in Japan, with electricity but without plumbing, heat
or screens to keep the mosquitoes out. I can probably handle that better
than most people. My wife remarked that the 1900 House was more comfortable
and had more modern conveniences than the house she grew up in. I have done
manual farm labor, picked oranges, and I know how to cut and spit wood,
although I do not recall ever riding a horse. So, I have some idea what it
was like in the past. I sure would not want to go there for more than a few
months. Nor would I want to live in the third world.

Unfortunately for me, last week and yesterday I was given a 6-hour tour of
19th century dentistry, albeit with some (but not enough!) Novocaine. I had
to have two crowns removed. I will spare you the details but it involved
repeated doses of hot water followed by ice, followed by what felt like a
jackhammer. It turns out Novocaine does not do much for thermal and
physical shock.

Of course this is not remotely as bad as actual 19th century dentistry, or
for that matter what it is like today having a serious disease such as
cancer. It is over and I am fine, thanks to Ibuprofen. It was just a sample
of what it was like. A taste; a reminder.

In a sense this happened to me because I am a visitor from the past, doomed
in this case to return whence I came. We all are from the past, but I grew
up in in a time and place where the water was not fluoridated, they could
not do much for malocclusion, and dentists cleaned your teeth once a year
with inadequate methods. I would have lost all of my teeth long ago were it
not for modern dentistry. I am thankful.

People who think the past was some sort of golden age should be forced to
undergo 6 hours of this treatment. Along the same lines, for people who
think that war is glorious, I wish we could send them back to the trenches
of First World War, 100 years ago this year. I would put them there for
just five minutes. Even if they were not actually present, if they could
just smell that, hear that, or experience the terror of it for a few
minutes, it would cure them for life. I would do that for everyone who
favors war at the drop of a hat. I would also refer them to Twain's "War
Prayer:"

http://www.midwinter.com/lurk/making/warprayer.html

- Jed

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