I'm relieved in a way that we are all copping this junkmail spree, I
thought I must have done something wrong!
It's not just this list, I'm getting doubles because of getting them
through my student email account as well.
On Tuesday, September 24, 2002, at 12:26 AM, John Currie wrote:
Since Tuesday last week I have had over 80 junk emails.
34 people are convinced I need a lower mortgage
11 ubiquitous porn merchants, most of whom are trying to convince me
that
now I don't need a credit card any longer to share in the delights
they are
offering
8 believe they can enlarge my penis by 27% (sic) with a herbal pill (it
would have to be a heavy pill with a string attached)
6 are worried about my baldness
7 think I am overweight
2 claim to have been very impressed with my website (I havent got
one) but
believe they could help me to improve it
1 bloke wants to share his secrets with me on how to pick up beautiful
women
And last but not least (I shouldn't be telling you this because it was
personal and confidential) Chief Eseimoku from Nigeria has chosen
little
old me, so long as I can convince him of my transparency and
negotiate an
appropriate commission to be his agent in the matter of a deposit of
49.5
million US dollars which he will put in my account .
I was tempted by this, because with appropriate commission of say 10
million AUS I wouldn't have to worry about my baldness, fatness and
short
penis. I don't think I would have any trouble attracting beautiful
women
and best of all, I could get Onno to do my websites.
The problem is how could I explain it to my bank manager .
After more than 100 years of free compulsory education it is as SBS
says
a truly amazing world we live in
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