Hi All!
Saw these on /. today :-)
" Obi-Wan and Luke were both very hungry after their long speeder trip
to that wretched hive of scum and villiany, Mos Eisley. They settled
themselves in a cantina and ordered a big dinner of noodles, rice,
sweet and sour dewback, and other oriental style goodies.
The food soon arrived and they set to. Obi-Wan handled his chopsticks
deftly, quickly and securely picking up a noodle here, a prawn ball
there. He soon sat back satisfied, and let out a quiet burp.
Luke, on the other hand, was in a right state. He just couldn't get
the hang of the sticks, and had dropped far more food on the table and
down his front than he had managed to get into his mouth. He sat,
surrounded by rice and noodle debris, still as hungry as when he
started.
Seeing his pupil in such distress, the Jedi Master leant over to
dispense some of the wisdom of his years.
Use the forks, Luke he whispered, Use the forks. "
" It's Christmas time, Vader & Palpatine sit by a open fire.
Palpatine: i see young Skywalker has got you a few presents there
under the christmas tree.
Vader: Yes my master.
Palpatine: I bet your wondering what the young Skywalker has got you?
Vader: No my master, i know what he has got me, i felt his presents"
Yeah, not Mac related. But someone has released their own Star Wars
movie on Quicktime, so there is the link :-)
Seeya
Rod!
