Dear WAMUGgers

This is a little bit OT but as it's only a day to go until the big holidays for us teachers, here's something to bring a smile to your face.

This is a genuine email I received tonight. It is not recycled spam.

As an explanation: At Christmas time our 7yo grandson received a nice little Dorling Kindersley *toy* digital camera as a gift. It didn't have a Mac driver so I searched the internet for one. Finally I discovered that the camera was manufactured in China so I sent an email to the Chinese company requesting advice. In doing so, I apparently registered my email with a Chinese marketing coordination organisation and now I'm getting heaps of email offering interesting marketing opportunities. (There could be a career opportunity here yet!)

This month alone I've received the latest updates on specialist and fashion bags, the best shipping company to use (with pics of huge freighters to prove the point), butterfly valves and ball valves, military boots and machinery, and several email which contain 100% 每个月有余剩的些税票可向外提供,本着互惠互 so I don't really know whatzup! This is my very latest offer.

One day to go 个

Happy Easter
Reg

Begin forwarded message:

From: "old homespun cloth"
Date: 12 April 2006 5:26:27pm GMT+08:00
To: "rwhitely"
Subject: supply old homespun cloth

Dear mad/sir,

The Jiuhe textile mill is located produces township of Shandong Ningjin the cotton and kapok, unifies the manual craft take the this locality high quality cotton as the raw material which native several millenniums passes on from generation to generation to make the manual old
homespun cloth.

Old homespun cloth for purified cotton manual textile, warm in winter and cool in summer, attracts the perspiration ventilation, does not get up the static electricity, kisses with the flesh, has the extremely high use value. and further because the uneducated person cloth line thick, texture deep, tone plain, therefore weaves on the end product clumsy plain is bold, has the rich local breath and the bright national characteristic.Advocates the green, in the return natural expense tidal current in now the society, it has the purified cotton quality of material, the natural environmental protection, the handwork weaves, characteristic and so on
national design reveals especially is precious.

My factory sincere welcome general everywhere customers discussion orders!

Shandong Jiuhe textile mill
 Contact person: zhang
Address: South the Shandong Ningjin the link east road educates the new village
 Phone: 0086-0534-5211213
 Fax: 0086-0534-5211213
 http://jiuhe.ec51.com