No doubt some of you will remember this story circulating in 1999.
Merv

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates (the Microsoft King) and a priest were leaving 
from New York on a private jet on the eve of the new millenium.  They 
were heading for Rome to celebrate the occasion with the Pope.

Just before board a young man with long hair and a backback came up to 
the group and begged to be allowed to fly to Rome with them.  The priest 
was very taken with the young man’s zeal to be in Rome for the 2000 
commoration of the birth of Christ and convinced Clinton and Gates that 
it was OK to take him.

The plane took off at 11.30pm on Dec 31, 1999.  Just before midnight 
they were cruising at 35,000 feet.  On the stroke of midnight the 
engines cut out.  The pilot announced that the computers controlling the 
engines had shut down and consequently the engines.  They would crash.

The cabin steward announced that there were only three parachutes for 
the four passengers.

Bill Clinton said he was the leader of the most powerful country in the 
world and so must survive.  So saying he took a chute and jumped.

Bill Gates said he was the most intelligent man in the world and must 
survive and jumped.

The priest turned to the young man and said, “I am an old man and you 
are young and have everything to live for.  You take the remaining chute.”

The young man replied, “Not to worry Father.  The most intelligent man 
in the world just jumped with my backpack.”
-- 
The whole psychology of modern disquiet is linked with the sudden 
confrontation with space-time. (Teilhard de Chardin, 'The Phenomenon of 
Man')
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