wbmutbb-digest       Wednesday, December 8 1999       Volume 01 : Number 034




Topics in this issue:

 A Little Bit of Otis
 filling station
 Re: wbmutbb-digest V1 #33
 Re: hateful comment
 RE: wbmutbb-digest V1 #33
 Emma Brand
 Thanks Joe!
 Marathon
 An Unforgettable Christmas--Lost Episode  Scene 3 &4
 Re: wbmutbb-digest V1 #32
 NEWS FROM TAGSRWC HEADQUARTERS

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Date: Mon, 6 Dec 1999 08:30:23 -0500
From: "Dan Goodwin/Jobscope" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: A Little Bit of Otis

For those of you who enjoy Otis sitting on his cow explaining what a good
deal he got, you'll appreciate this little Otisism.  My wife and I were in
a local gift shop and I was wandering around in the stuffed animals looking
for something for my yet-to-be-born first grandbaby when I came across this
really neat duck.  Really soft, just perfect.  But it wasn't priced.
Because it was such a nice piece, I figured it was in the $20 range, a
little above my budget, but the fellow I asked said it was only $10.  So I
picked it up, walked over to my wife and said "I got this entire duck for
$10."

dan

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Date: Mon, 6 Dec 1999 09:33:35 EST
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: filling station

In a message dated 12/6/99 6:21:23 AM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

<< Another possibility  is that the photo was taken BEFORE the filling station
was built.  >>

That is a correct assumption.  Having spoken with the person that owns the 
original out in California, I believe the picture was taken in the early 
50's.  Although it could be obscured by another building, it probably wasn't 
built at that time.

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Date: Mon, 06 Dec 1999 11:43:21 -0800
From: Brian Varney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: wbmutbb-digest V1 #33

> 
> Date: Sat, 4 Dec 1999 10:01:29 EST
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: (no subject)
> 
> What was the name of the guy that bought Otis's car in the episode "Hot Rod
> Otis"?Dave.....................why do you want to go to the duckpin for, you
> can't see the ducks
> ------------------------------

I believe the name was Charlie Varney, ironically the name of an old
relative of mine that passed away a few years ago.  I have a few Varney
relatives that live in Mt. Airy, but moved there long after the series.

Brian Varney

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Date: Mon, 6 Dec 1999 14:32:21 -0700
From: Whitefish PIlot <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: hateful comment

I am seriously disappointed by the comment in the letter from the
"Christian father of three boys."
Today's television has a great deal of quality, from Frasier to Biography
to much-improved sports and news coverage.
The comment about "sex, murder and queers" was unnecessary for this
supposedly positive group discussing Andy and the gang.
The continual right-wing bent to this message is disturbing. People with
open minds and open hearts - as true Christians are supposed to have, I was
taught - don't disparage and spread hate.

Tom Lawrence
Whitefish Montana

(NOTE FROM ALLAN: I have to agree that the comment shouldn't have gotten 
through and I'll take the blame for that. I should have caught it. Sorry 
folks.)

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Date: Mon, 06 Dec 99 11:18:00 -0800
From: "Lori Kirkman"<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: RE: wbmutbb-digest V1 #33

The name of the guy who bought Otis' car was Charlie Varney.

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Date: Mon, 6 Dec 1999 18:10:31 EST
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Emma Brand

What kind of pills did Emma take, and how much did Fred sell them for?"That 
Lady druggist won't sell them to me, she said I had to have a prescription"

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Date: Mon, 6 Dec 1999 20:47:47 EST
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Thanks Joe!

   Thanks Joe for the "lost episodes" they are really great!    


    To DAN DAVE:  That is a really good trivia question and I dont have the 
answer, but one note, wasnt that a 1940 Ford convertible that otis had 
bought? I have seen another 40' ford convertible cruising the srteets of 
mayberry also. It was a nicer lookin car than otis's but they could have made 
it appear differently in that episode. Just a thought.Isnt it also true that 
the only peolple appearing in that whole episode was Andy , Barney and Otis?!


    " Boy your funny. You are REALLY FUNNY! Give you a hundred on the 
laugh-o-meter!"

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Date: Mon, 06 Dec 1999 20:22:18 -0600
From: Greg Boe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Marathon

Howdy!

In marathons past, we have received leaks of advance scheduling information
several days before the actual marathon dates.  This information included
times, episodes, and whether they were the original (uncut) version or not.
 By chance, are we going to be blessed with such advance information again?

My son (Greg Jr.) says "Hey"...

Thanks!
Greg

(NOTE FROM ALLAN: If you check the front page of the TAGSRWC web site, you'll 
find the schedule. I don't know which episodes may or may not be "uncut" 
though. http://www.tagsrwc.com/ )

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Date: Tue, 7 Dec 1999 05:06:29 -0700 (MST)
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: An Unforgettable Christmas--Lost Episode  Scene 3 &4

An Unforgettable Christmas--Scene 3

Scene 3  Gomer, Goober,  Andy and Barney are sitting at a table
         having coffee at the Diner

Andy:  "So how long is your Leave, Gomer?  Do you have to go back to   
      Camp Henderson before New Year's?"

Gomer:  "No, I got two weeks but (looking dejected) I may go back sooner

       if I can't  find a friendlier place to stay."

Goober:  "Well that's just great!  I give you the couch out by the TV,  

       and my heaviest blanket and yer still cranky!"

Barney:   "You think THAT's gratitude!  I was Santa Claus last year     

    and planned on doing it again this year but do YOU know who John    

  Masters asked?  Otis Campbell!  Just because he fits the jolly        

profile."  
                
Just then Aunt Bee walks in and comes directly to Andy's table  
obviously upset as she rips off her scarf and gloves.

Aunt Bee: "Andy!  You remember we talked about having ham this year for 

       the Christmas  party, and how I ordered 3 hams from Mr. Foley?

Andy:     "Yes, I remember you talkin' about that."

Aunt Bee:  "Well!  Clara Edward says she didn't hear of any meat plans
         so she ordered 3 turkeys for the party and she's already got   

        them thawed out!  She was supposed to bring potatoes, not the   

      meat!  I've got the meat, and it's 3 Ham's!"

Andy:     "Wow, that sounds like a problem."

Aunt Bee:   "Well it wouldn't be a problem if Clara Edwards would stop  

       thinking she is Queen of Christmas Dinner and not checking with  

        me about the meat.!  We already decided. It's three hams!"

Barney:   "Yeah, and John Masters never checked with me about Santa 
     Claus.  He never has like me ever since I sang in that Chorale!    

   He still thinks I obtrude on other performers!"

Andy: "Now Now Now85Everybody is getting as would up as tight as a     
  
     wet fiddle's highest string.
     I thought this was supposed to be the season of joy, A time for    

  Love and Giving.  A time to Care for others.  From what I've heard    

so far today,  most of you would Love to Give somebody a black         
eye..and you wouldn't Care who else was effected.  Lets all take a     
deep breath and put things in perspective.   It's two days till        
Christmas.  Tomorrow is Christmas Eve, and we're gonna have a          
little party at the Armory with a few friends.  We've got enough
    food, and we'll surely have a Santa Claus.  What could be so bad?"

All nod in half-hearted agreement, but still appear to be seething a
bit.

Scene 4   Next Day at the Courthouse--Christmas Eve

John Masters,  Rafe Hollister and  two ladies are dressed as old
fashioned carolers.  Rafe has a tall stovepipe hat and a green vest over

his overalls. John has a similar hat  and a long scarf over a dapper
suit.  The ladies are dressed in long dresses with ruffled blouses.
They have matching bonnets and hand muffs.

The carolers sing a chorus in four-part harmony.

Andy applauds.  He hands them the kettle to collect money on the street
that they had come to pick up.

Andy:   "Ben Weaver said you could sing out in front of his place.  It's

        probably the busiest spot in town today unless Gomer and Goober
        start dropping lights again."  (they all chuckle)

Just as the carolers head for the door Barney walks in.

Barney:   "Well if it ain't John Masters, the head Santa picker!"

John:     "Barney, I've been meaning to talk to you."

Barney sticks his thumbs in his belt and leans back speaking loudly.

Barney:   "Well It's a lit-tle late for that Mr. Masters.  I've already
           heard from your first choice St. Nick.  I hope you don't
           mind a little "red-eye" ta go with your red suit!"

John:     "I'm sorry about the timing Barney, but I do have something
          in mind for you to make the best use of your talents.
          I'll be back to talk to you in a few hours."

Barney:  "Well I may be here, and then again I may not.  You can't toy
         with us high-strung performers ya-know.  We got feelings too!"

The carolers leave and Barney walks over and plops in his chair.  He
looks at Andy who is already reading something.

Barney:   "You know what John Masters is?"

Andy:      "A Santa-picker?"

Barney:    "An Ego-menerac!  Thinks he can just boss all us performers
          around.  Who made him Director anyway?"

Andy:     "City Council, I think."

Barney:   "Well that doesn't mean he can toy with a high-strung
          performer's emotions.  Ego-meneracs are all alike!"

Andy:      "Santa Pickers?"

The door burst open and a woman rushes in crying.  It's Ellie Walker.

Ellie: "Andy, they need help!  A semi trailer skidded off Turner's     
     grade. The truck rolled ,caused a minor avalanche, and fell into   

    the trailer park in Kelsey's Valley.  One trailer flipped on top    

  of another and they're  half covered in snow.  Power lines are        

down and people are trapped inside.    They need help!"

Andy and Barney spring into action.

Andy:  I'll get on the radio and call the County Rescue Squad.     
    Barney, you go sound the alarm and see how many of the Civil        

  Defense boys you can round up.  Ellie, Can you man the phone here
    a little while and call the hospital in Mt Pilot?  (Ellie nods)
    Tell them we got trouble, and stay near the radio."

Stay tuned to the Digest as the story continues!   
Tommorrow, Scene 5, The Accident Scene   

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Date: Tue, 7 Dec 1999 05:55:57 EST
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: wbmutbb-digest V1 #32

TV land will be a fitting guardian for our beloved series, I'm convinced.  
They do a great job with my other old favorites, and they'll be great as 
"keeper of the flame."

Happy holidays from Charlotte NC.

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Date: Wed, 8 Dec 1999 15:01:39 EST
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: NEWS FROM TAGSRWC HEADQUARTERS

Subj:   TV Land Schedule
Date:   12/8/99 12:04:03 PM Central Standard Time
From:   TAGSRWC Headquarters in Nashville

Here's the latest official Mayberry programming word from TV Land:

January 1 is the launch date for both TAGS and "Gomer."

"The Andy Griffith Show" will air every single night at 10pm ET/7pmPT...and
1am ET/10pm PT.

"Gomer Pyle" will air weekdays at 10 and 10:30am ET/7 and 7:30am PT...and
again at 1:30am ET/10:30pm PT.

The TAGS episodes will NOT be completely uncut, but they also probably aren't 
going to be as cut up as some other channels have shown. Most of the episodes 
probably will not include epilogues.  But the prints TV Land is using will be 
extraordinarily clear and clean looking. They may run special events with 
complete episodes from time to time. 

Jim 

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