"Another thing Miracle Salve will not help is shortness. When it first came out I was just five foot five so I bought two jars and rubbed it on my head every night. A month later I measured myself and I was only five foot four. When I took the Salve to the boys down at the lab to have it analyzed they discovered it contained shortening."
Hey Ken - why don't you try Asa's contraption? It worked for Barney. Just don't let anyone see you and think you are hanging yourself and watch it you don't end up with a high stomach! Brad "Neil Bentley" Cunningham "My card, in case you ever need services..." ************************************** See what's new at http://www.aol.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
