BARNEY: I don't know how they do it for 80 cents. 

ANDY: I don't either, I tell you. 

BARN: Three Vienna sausages-heavy on the tomato puree, slice of bread, and 
butter on a paper dish. 

ANDY: And more than an ample portion of succotash. Don't leave out the 
succotash. 

BARN: Yeah. You know, when you get a good meal like that with as good a service 
as Olive gives you, you don't mind leaving a generous tip. 

ANDY: Did you leave a tip? 

BARN: Well, yeah, a quarter. 

ANDY: I did, too. B 

BARN: A quarter? A 

ANDY: Yeah. 

BARN: Well, Andy, didn't' you see me put a quarter down? That was supposed to 
be for the both of us. 

ANDY: Huh. I'll be dogged. Oh, what the heck. It's just a quarter. 

BARN: Well, no, Andy. That's just throwing money away. Look, I'll run back over 
there and put my hat down on one of the quarters and get it back. 

ANDY: Barney, that's not necessary. Poor ol' Olive is a widow with four 
children. She can use it. 

BARN: Oh, yeah. I forgot about that, bless her heart. (Pauses to contemplate 
the situation) Let's let her keep it. 

ANDY: You're all heart, you know that, Barn.  Let's you and me vote for Stoner 
for Mayor.
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