Dear kind gentle voters: Why does Pike avoid the arena of public debate. What does Pike have to hide? One wonders.
In response to the farm issue recently brought up. The Mayor of Mayberry has no control over the farming policies in our fair county. As far as truck farmers selling their produce within the city limits, there is a city ordinance restricting such sales without a permit. County farmers can apply for a permit at the Sheriff's office. Deputy Fife is in charge of issuing permits and collecting the fees for the city coffers. The farmers have had ample rain this season and there shall be a rich harvest for our stewardesses of the land. Farmer Johnson's barn was just painted in a beautiful red coat of oil based paint. It is a lovely barn. However, it is outside the city limits and does not concern city affairs. I would urge voters to focus on the issues that concern our lovely city. I have never knowingly let the "devil's delight--alcohol" pass my lips. There was that one time that some unknown criminal spiked the water crock at the jail house and I was a victim of that act. I hasten to add that I successfully completed a stint in rehab over that incident and now only drink water from the tap or hose, depending on if I'm indoors or out. We need strong, decisive leadership at the top. I am that man. I will continue to have the sheriff and his deputy run those moonshiners, brick throwers, cattle rustling drunkards, drummers and beatniks out of our fair city and maintain the peace and serenity that makes our community a delightful place to live and raise a family. I have spoken. Pike speaks volumes by his silence. Thank you for your support. Mayor Stoner _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
