Dear kind voters: I have never smoked corn silk and I have only inhaled grapevine. I've never tried to cover up the fact that I was a permanent latrine orderly at Fort Polk throughout the war. It was good training and there was always the chance that I could've shipped out until they dropped The Bomb. My report cards are on display in the Principal's safe at Mayberry Union High. Suffice to say that I was indeed a satisfactory student and a Hall Monitor with Tobacco Leaf Cluster. I've held many positions of leadership in my life, starting with Hall Monitor all the way thru latrine training and packing 'chutes at the Airborne Lofts in Louisiana during the war. I've often stated that my mission in life was public service. My administration is as clean as my latrines were. I challenge my worthy opponent to be as open and frank as I have been, if not moreso.
VOTE HIZHONNOR STONER BROTHERS AND SISTERS FATHERS AND MOTHERS STONERS AND PIKERS STONER IS OUR MAN!!! Thank you for you're support! _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
