Mr. Stoner, I would be glad to vote for you if you would promise to stop calling Andy Andrew. (Not sure how to punctuate that last bit there.) A good candidate does not need to sound pompous. We all make mistakes and I'm willing to overlook the treed by a bear incident, the being drunk when the governor came by incident, the moulage you made over the stolen cows, the affair of the bed jacket when you twisted Andy's arm to make him swap Eagle-eye Annie, etc. We must remember that Mayor Pike was willing to evict a poor man from his property then flip-flopped on the issue. First he voted for it, then he voted against it, then he voted for it again. And he did try to fix the Miss Mayberry contest in favor of his daughter. I'm sure our fat little mayor did other somewhat unethical things during his reign, but can't remember them all. Trained Noticers! We have a political campaign heating up and need to get the facts before the people. Have either of the candidates ever smoked corn silk and inhaled? Were they where they said they were during the war? (Barney was across the big pond in charge of the library at Staten Island, wasn't he?) Did they earn good grades at the Mayor Academy? What experience do they have? We need answers, not allegations.
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