Citizens of Mayberry: At last, tangible proof of collusion involving the Pike Campaign and the Farmer Frisbee Syndicate operating right under our very noses.
The involvement of Mr. Neal Bentley, Esquire, in this scandelous Frisbee Cartel only serves to underscore the need for honest city government in Mayberry. Hizzoner Mayor Stoner has always put the intergrity of city government fairly high up on his administration's goals. Mayor Stoner wishes to state that he does not suspect the city's Sherriff Deparment of any wrongdoing and indeed wishes to commend the department for rescuing Mrs. Stoner's deranged cat from the storm drain on Maple Street last Saturday afternoon. Stoner will also have more gold shipments if reelected. Paid for by a citizen for Stoner. I am the honorable Mayor Stoner and I approve of this message to the fair voters of Mayberry. _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
