My take on Mr. Schwamp's pocket is a fountain pen and his reading glasses.  If 
you recall the episode in season #6 where they purchased a new organ for the 
church, Mr. Schwamp is sitting in the front row right behind the organ and he 
is wearing his reading glasses whilst singing a hymn.  I've been doin' the same 
thing since I was about 35, so I sympathize with Mr. Schwamp.  That might be a 
reason he never quite gets his toupe on straight--he's not wearing his glasses 
when he puts it on in the morning.

Keith in Nebraska

Mrs. Wiley:  "Mr. Fife--the ROCK!!"

http://www.savemygas.com/mr_schwump.html


      
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