Oh, man, have I enjoyed reading all the theories about Mr. Schwump.? (I do have a secret crush on the
man, you know, and so does Lydia--easy enough to understand. He is a charmer.)? Although the real love of my dreams is Frisco Darling (a real man if there ever was a real man),? Mr. Schwump runs a close second, right next to Gomer with his sweetness and beautiful singing voice.? Then Ernest T. Bass.? I am not ashamed to admit me and Lydia have always had a little crush on that wild boy what?with his good health and?his natural rock throwing ability.? A girl?couldn't ask for a better rock thrower than Ernest T. Bass.?And if Ernest T. ever did get that gold tooth he was always?talking about, well, I don't believe me or Lydia could have resisted him. Then,?of course, there's Floyd.? We have always loved?us some Floyd.? And don't even get?us started on how much?we love Andy and Barney--not that?we had too much of a chance once Andy got stuck on Helen and Barney?got with his?Thelma Lou, but a girl can dream, can't she? And if the truth be told, me and Lydia always held a real soft spot?for precious Goober what with his natural innocence and his little hat. And then there was Howard.? Yeah, me and Lydia could have dated Howard pretty fine too.? Some say he was a mama's boy, but Lydia has always held the belief they make the best husbands as they are already trained. And then there are the Darling Boys...They could get a little loud at times, but their music more than made up for their lack of manners.? I guess this is all the room I have for the loves of me and Lydia, but you get the picture.? It's a shame none of them worked out. Laura Lee Hobbs, Dime Store Clerk and Gold Truck Receiver Extraordinaire and Boy Crazy Girl "You know, Jennifer,?you'd ?have a?real good head on your shoulder if only you weren't so boy crazy." ________________________________________________________________________ AOL now offers free email to everyone. Find out more about what's free from AOL at AOL.com. _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
