I have a message to N.B. or for that matter any other guy who says he would never go out with Lydia. Just remember the following rules: (Rule number one--Obey all rules. I just had to say that!) If you can keep her out of the sun (she gets the herpes), avoid guitar music (she don't mind the clarinet or the saxophone), don't feed her too many chocolates (they make her nauseated), avoid any and all forms of chit-chat (ordinary conversation will do just fine), and I wouldn't recommend a trip to the bowling alley (bad back), nor can I advise you to play cards as the girl is against all forms of gambling (on the plus side, Lydia has no known arrest record); and last but not least, always, always remember to sit her near a window in your car as she gets car sick really easily and tends to hang her head out the car window like a dog. But, N.B. and other guys, if you can merely remember these simple rules, you can have one great date. Just ask Gomer. Laura Lee Hobbs, Dime Store Clerk and Gold Truck Watcher Extraordinaire and Best Friend to Lydia "Tires. She has bad tires." ________________________________________________________________________ AOL now offers free email to everyone. Find out more about what's free from AOL at AOL.com. _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
