Dear Mayberry Friends, Yes, Sirs and Madams, you name it and we probably got it at the Dime Store where our motto is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." And service with a grin. And gossip. Lots and lots of gossip, but hopefully none of it mean-spirited. To be completely fair about it, more people come for the talk than for anything else, but we don't mind. Nobody works here to get rich, just to make friends. And by now, you all know our dear Lydia. It's the chit-chat she hates; not the ordinary conversation. And while me may get our facts mixed up every now and then over at the Dime Store (the Lord only made one Paul), we are never too proud to admit them and get on with the task of more gossip. Ain't it a shame in this world! Come on over and see me and the girls and Mr. Schwamp, (after visiting the other fine stores in Mayberry). And, may I say, who would have thought so many people in Mayberry knew about an albatross? Just goes to show, as rerun watchers go, we are the smartest in the bunch! The Lord may have made only one Paul, but that doesn't mean there are not a whole lot of other smart people at this site, too! Laura Lee Hobbs, Dime Store Clerk and Gold Truck Watcher Extraordinaire, and, next to Viola Slatt, biggest gossip in town "Barney didn't tell me. I heard it from Laura Lee Hobbs over at the Dime Store." Gomer ________________________________________________________________________ Check out the new AOL. Most comprehensive set of free safety and security tools, free access to millions of high-quality videos from across the web, free AOL Mail and more. _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
