Attention: People of Mayberry... I have the sad duty to report that there ain't much love in the Dime Store today, and it's all Lydia's fault!!! That girl will not cooperate with me and Viola Slatt on the choice of dress to wear in the Christmas choir musical festival. And to think, John Master's sent all the way to New York for the music. Mr. Schwump is solidly on our side in this disagreement; Emma has offered Lydia one of her pills if she thinks it will help the situation any; and Ernest T. has offered to hit her with a rock; but Lydia is just being stubborn. She is as ornery as a mule. Well, she's our friend and our problem. We will take care of it. We'll get her in that gold and silver dress if we have to hit her over her bow and shove her into it. Laura Lee Hobbs, Dime Store Clerk and Gold Truck Watcher Extraordinaire, and Occasional Lydia Wrestler Barney, "Women. They're all nuts." ________________________________________________________________________ Check out the new AOL. Most comprehensive set of free safety and security tools, free access to millions of high-quality videos from across the web, free AOL Mail and more. _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
