Dear Untrained Voice, You have a deviated WHAT? We girls (and boys) over at the Dime Store are really concerned about you. Mr. Schwump wants to know if you have ever tried hanging yourself in the closet the way Barney did? He says that may straighten things out a bit. Maybe put a few light weights on your feet to pull at both ends. We are not sure that Miracle Salve can cure this problem, but Emma says you are welcome to try a few of her life-saving pills. They have saved her many a time. Let us know if we can be of any help. Meanwhile, keep on with Mrs. Poltice. I know she's hard, but you are a raw bundle of big undiscovered talent that shouldn't be thrown out with the bath water. That's what Floyd says, anyway. And you know how wise Floyd can be. You don't cut hair for 30 years and not learn about life. Laura Lee Hobbs, Dime Store Clerk and Gold Truck Watcher Extraordinaire "What's the matter. Ain't you ever seen a man read a newspaper?" ________________________________________________________________________ Check out the new AOL. Most comprehensive set of free safety and security tools, free access to millions of high-quality videos from across the web, free AOL Mail and more. _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
