Dear Albert and any other interested Miracle Salve Buyer,
 It was another exciting day at the Dime Store.  And yes, you can indeed 
purchase Miracle Salve at the Dime
Store either by the jar (39 cents a bottle) or by the gross, which involves a 
higher level of mathematics which I'm just not inclined to get into right now.  
(Where's Ernest T. Bass when you need him?)
While we don't wish to compete right up front with Weaver's, our motto at the 
Dime Store has always been,
"If we don't have it, you don't need it."  So stock up on all your Miracle 
Salve  right here right now and
avoid the holiday rush.
Great idea you had there, Albert.  Just Great!
Remember though, do NOT ingest the Miracle Salve. 
Laura Lee Hobbs,  Dime Store Clerk and Gold Truck Watcher Extraordinaire
"Goober, you were on a date.  You weren't taking medicine."
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