(Breaking News...) While having breakfast this morning at the diner, Deputy Fife came in for breakfast. It seems the previous evening, he and Sheriff Taylor had a wonderful dinner of Vienna sausage covered in a delicous tomato puree and a large side of sucatash. Well, due to a mix up, both Andy and Barney each left a quarter tip to the widow waitress with all those kids. (Pretty extravagant, if you ask me...?) I took note of Fife's character when after being offered the extra quarter back from the lady, he refused by telling her, "Are you kidding me, you're not dealing with a couple of pikers!" Fife then stated that he was not that hungry, that he would only have some eggs, bacon on the crisp side, a stack of wheats, toast and jelly, coffee and orange juice. Then, a fellow at the end of the counter, dropped down the newspaper he was reading to reveal that he was the escaped prisoner, Ernest T. Bass. Deputy Fife, with apologies to the waitress, drew his gun and marched Mr. Bass back to jail, where, I hear, he promptly escaped again. Fife's breakfast order was cancelled. This big city life is to exciting for me. The wife and I are tawkin about moving out to Myer's Lake where we can find peace and harmony, once I'm out of office.
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