Yeah, I am a little old gossipy thing, and I may wear a bucket on my head now and then to thank better; and heaven knows I do love a pork-chop sandwich; and, yeah, I often keep a bow on my head to cover up the crack where the taxidermist sewed up my head where Ernest T. Bass threw the rock and missed; and, no, I can't keep a secret worth a dang; and I hate the guitar, and I don't bowl what with my bad back and all, and I don't gamble, and I never eat pretzels, and I refuse to see a movie more than once I don't care how great it is. But no one has ever confused me with a man. Signed, Lydia/Laura Lee Hobbs/Hoggett (it's French)Winslow/Big Maude and aka Ralph Henderson
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