I was treating my aged but senile dog J. Oliver for the mange when I got to 
thinking about the last time I was in a real good fight with anybody.
It was the time me and Laura Lee Hobbs got into a fight over Butcher Boy.  There
was  ham hocks and T-bones flying all over the place!  We finally settled it 
after the Preacher intervened  and said we should use a  rotation style of 
dating Butcher Boy.  Mens comes and goes.  But girlfriends should last forever. 
 That's just about what the Preacher said and it's what me and Laura Lee Hobbs  
thinks anyhow.
Anyway, there is no need to waste good meat.
That don't lay heavy on my chest. J. Oliver is doing fine with the mange. 
'Course, you can't cure old and you can't treat dumb.  But I like him anyway.
Lydia  (the J is for Jackson, the Oliver is for "But I thought your middle name 
was
Oliver") is case any of you were wondering, not that many of you were.
"Not much lays heavy on his chest."

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